The Ex

Saban leaving LSU then taking a job at Alabama is like a girl who breaks your heart then dates a complete loser.

South Louisiana correspondent LSUNO weighs in on Saban’s first return to Baton Rouge since the breakup:

LSU, Saban, Alabama.  It’s a relationship.  Saban leaving LSU then taking a job at Alabama is like a girl who breaks your heart then dates a complete loser.  And not just any girl, the perfect girl with all the potential

Is it awkward for him because he knows LSU knows about that thing he does with his tongue?

 in the world.  But she breaks your heart and leaves you in the cold.  On Christmas Day.  You start to get over her, then next thing you know, you hear she’s dating the douche bag who grew up down the street from you, who you’ve known your whole life and always hated.  Life goes on.  

Now you’re in a healthy relationship, but you want to make sure she knows she made the wrong decision, and not only that, but you’re doing fine without her. 

And there’s only one way to show and prove it.  

This Saturday, the Ex will coach the University of Alabama-Tuscaloosa against his former team and fans on what was once home his field.  It will be hostile.  The Tigahs are in a rebuilding year.  Saban turned things around for the Roll Tide faster than expected (unless you’re one of those delusional fans from Bamaland who thought they had an NC in the bag last year), and they’re coming in undefeated, ranked #1.  It’s college football so anything is possible, but what myself and other LSU fans want that bitch to know:

He made a huge mistake, and now he’s about to be just another mark on our bedpost.