DCT contributor Dagfinn Bilfred Abrahamsen weighs in on Saturday’s game the only way he knows how: with Haiku. Taste the passion, hear the freshness, smell the beauty, feel the metrical balance:
“The Bryant-Denny Mixer”
That’s not rain booger,
That’s Jim Beam on your head, bitch.
It’s from my shaker.
“You call that orange?”
Did I puke on you?
No? That’s really your colors?
Go eat some boogers.
A Drug Called Tradition 
WE NEED MORE
As good as ever.