Jessica Simpson has plumped up her look. So what…you’d still nail it.
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Gotta be careful, though. This is an area that can have quite the “slippery slope.” It’s probably good the garbage television talkers have criticized Miss Simpson a little bit, although we are perfectly fine with a curvaceous lady.***
We will monitor Miss Simpson’s status daily to make certain she doesn’t slip too quickly or too far down that slope:
The Chick that’s SMOKIN’…
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The Chick that’s SMOKIN’ Virginia Slims 100’s, and your grandfather brings her to Christmas a week after grandma dies — she’s about thirty years younger than him, grabs your cheeks, drives a Mustang, and has a name like Jolene or Geena Shay…
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The Chick that’s just SMOKIN’ down vats of Chunky Monkey ice cream…
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***While we are perfectly fine with a curvaceous lady, we are also perfectly fine with an issue of High Society magazine and a bottle of Jergen’s, so the standards are questionable.
A Drug Called Tradition 
Oh how the mighty will fall. Sad day.
Oh yes, Mother, how they will fall!
“So what…you’d nail it.”
I believe the operative word here is it(s).
Youz catz… I’m tollin’yaz…yer heartless, just heartless!
Editilla~New Orleans Ladder